Most Interesting conversation about someone Between Justine and Wendy

Justine: OMG!! I just saw YOU KNOW WHO!!
Wendy: Gosh, he is such a cat humper! How can you like him??
J: No he's not! You __________________ (personal saying, not posting on blog) a crotch clutcher!
W: Cat humper!
J: Crotch clutcher!
W: Cat humper!
J: Crotch clutcher!
W: Cat humper!
J: Crotch clutcher!
W: Cat humper!
J: Crotch clutcher!

I think you get the point!:)